Kids are kids, baseball is baseball, and summers are for fun – why spoil it?
Sometimes, life’s biggest truths are the most difficult ones to accept.
He’s never played there. But that’s fine. It’s all for fun, eh?
It’s hard to even figure out what what was going through his head.
A lucky bounce here or there in 1994, and Mr. Padre would’ve been Mr. 400.
“So he obliterated a bird with his fastball … big deal.” – Yovani Gallardo, probably.
There are exactly 40 days sandwiched between today and the first Spring Training game. HURRY.
It’s crazy to think someone has actually been *that* good in such a short amount of time, but it happened.
I’m not crying … you’re crying.
I know he’s padded, but, man, I’m not trying that.