I woke up this morning like I wake up every morning … in a car bed:
Yeah, but it’s a totally sweet car.
I got up, let my dog, Henry, outside, ate some breakfast, brushed my teeth, and started working. But something was missing all morning. Something felt … off, and I just couldn’t put my finger on it.
And then the @MLB Twitter account saved the day.
With the Oscars around the corner, @MLB tweeted out one final movie trailer for award consideration – A movie featuring the one and only Bartolo Colon as: The Last Five-Tool Player.
Check it out:
— MLB (@MLB) February 10, 2017
Rated G for Glorious.
Yeah, that might be the best thing I’ve ever seen … Do you think it’ll come out in 3D?