Why You Shouldn’t Play Dodgeball with a Softball Pitcher

Among the many proverbs and learned lessons of life, I’ve found these three “Don’t(s)” to be the most useful. To the best of my ability, I try to live by these rules:

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. 

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

Don’t play dodgeball with a softball player. 

After all, if you count your chickens before they hatch, you’ll misvalue your assets. If you look a gift horse in the mouth you’ll look ungrateful for what you got. And if you play dodgeball with a softball player, well, you’ll get your buttocks handed to you on a silver platter.

Like these ladies.

Right around the 9 second market, the girl in the grey shirt unleashes hell on an opposing player. A few seconds later, she nails another one:

All I know is that is one hell of an arm – she’d certainly be my first pick.

Oh, and can someone get some ice over here!


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