“So he obliterated a bird with his fastball … big deal.” – Yovani Gallardo, probably.
Baseball can be poetic that way.
But he made up for it late in the game … twice!
Home to home in 14.05 seconds … I can’t even type this sentence that fast.
This is what MLB’s Feats of Strength looks like.
I guess he’s just good at everything.
Get out the tape measure.
This team loves dramatic homers.
A really emotional moment.
Did you expect anything less? (Probably)