Baseball can be poetic that way.
A hair cut, some batting practice, and a Major League ball player.
Manny will be Manny at least one more time.
Think of this as the cliff notes for the greatest game in baseball history.
Lift Hard, Throw Harder: The Michael Kopech Story (now available at a Blockbuster near you!)
You’ve done it. You know you’ve done it.
… things would be worse. Funnier, but worse.
♫ Can’t touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) … Can’t touch this. ♫
How does facing Randy Johnson from 45 feet sound?