Mike Trout is on his way to being the most valuable 25 year old (or younger) player ever.
Not bad, Orbit, not bad.
This ain’t his first rodeo.
When have you *EVER* seen this happen?
Sometimes, you just feel like hiding from the world … in a trash can.
These Padres players had some … er, trouble with the bees.
My girlfriend said she doesn’t like guys with too many muscles, anyway.
Edmonds could’ve played wide receiver in the Super Bowl.
It’s crazy to think someone has actually been *that* good in such a short amount of time, but it happened.
Hey! The field’s over there! You’re aiming the wrong way!
Well, that’s just not fair.
He’s the first baseman we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Oh, this is just mean.
Unlike the cereal, this Coco Crisp ruined Choi’s day.
When one gold glover gets thrown out by another, the day has only just begun.